Tuesday, July 31, 2012

Dear Diary I'm not moving to Austin and other updates...

I like to keep my two blog readers informed about what is "going down" in my life.  As you both know I am still unemployed and that is fine.  When we do move into a dumpster, I may not be able to update this blog as much as I would like too.  Oh wait the library does have computers so there is hope!  Okay well here is what is going on in my life:

I bought awesome T-shirts for myself and my husband look below:

Nope not doing it!
UPDATE!!! Click here for more info on this magnificent shirt.

I joined a yoga studio and I am learning how to balance all seven chakras.  That is a hilarious blog post waiting to happen.  Let's just say fatty not so flexible but I am sticking with it! If Arthur can do it I can do it:




I did a sugar fast with a friend well not really but it was a "I am going to refuse dessert" fast but I succumbed to peer pressure most of the time.  Well some of the time.

Do you know how hard it was to say no?!

I went to three farmer's markets last week and realized wow they have awesome selections and it is DAMN EXPENSIVE but it is okay because getting the case of the "sugars" is more expensive in the long run.

Seriously these tomaters look good.


I realized that maybe two people reading my blog is a gross overestimate, it's probably just my mom.  Hi Mom!

See my mom has always supported me!


I am also going to work on informing my one reader (hello again mom) about Polycystic Ovarian Syndrome (PCOS) more in this blog because it is something that has been around, according to researchers, for over 2,000 years and doctors are just beginning to diagnose more and more women with it.

PCOS is serious y'all


Also we got new neighbors.  Pollie is very unhappy with this and she makes it known every time they go onto their back porch and grill.

"Yeah I am giving you the stink eye"


I am reading this and realizing man my life is boring but that is fine because I have had drama for the past two years and I am good with just a peaceful life.

Beaches make me happy and sane.


Last but not least, my grammar is atrocious but thanks to The Oatmeal for helping me out.  




5 comments:

Dahnya said...

a. woo for unemployment!

b. i, too, am attempting a sugar fast as of yesterday. i had a cupcake for breakfast and fro yo in the evening. yes, it's going well. today i am winning, though!

c. i bought a $9 yoga dvd from target. i am loving it because i don't feel as stupid doing lion's breath (look it up) by myself & the dog versus in a room full of people. when i have money again, i'd like to reattempt hot yoga. it's stinky, long and arduous but it makes your body feel SO good!

d. farmer's markets are so fun! i pretend i am in a different country...

e. pollie's stink eye could probably have doakes' trembling in fear.

f. your mom is not your only reader! nosies are too lazy to comment, i figure.

Marivel said...

Lmao Make that three readers homey g. And yes, we dont want you to get the sugars!

Carol said...

4 readers!! aahhahh (a la the count from Sesame Street).

you are so right that unhealthy eating is more expensive in the long run, but man its tempting to cheap out and get the bad for you stuff to eat....

April said...

Count me as reader #5!

Jess said...

Amen to the boring life! I'm trying to cut out the drama and enjoy the art of just being.... Ohhhmmmmmmmmmm