Dear Diary it's me Fatty

Well this is my first post on chronicling my weight loss and my struggles on keeping it off.  Hmm where to begin.  About 4 years ago I was diagnosed with Polycystic Ovarian Syndrome and wow was that a shocker.  Not really I had already suspected I had it since I am a hypochondriac and always do a self diagnosis, I have had cancer four times in my head to date thanks to Web MD.  Anyways Polycystic Ovarian Syndrome (PCOS) basically affects 1 in 9 women and causes your hormones to go crazy and in the middle of all that mess its harder to lose weight and even causes one to gain weight.  Exhibit A which is me.  So yeah I finally have a good reason to be fat, it ain't me its my hormones, oh you silly hormones.  Well as I read about the bad things that happen to women with PCOS I realized hmm maybe I should try to be healthy because if I decide to ignore bad things will happen to my body.  Wavy picture dream sequence....<cue Price is Right Announcer> "Delena Martello COOOOOOOOOOOOOOME ON DOWWWWWWN"  Picture me wearing my Funster T-Shirt and getting to the podium.  Drew Carrey looks at me and says "look at what you get if you decide to continue to do nothing about it....Heart Disease!!!!!!!!! Diabeeetus!!!!! Infertility!!!!!

Yeah who knew Hormone Imbalance was a crazy harpy that reeks havoc on your body.  Yeah well she does and she is a b**ch.  I have 3 books on PCOS and not one of them says well just sit on your fat butt and just let it go, your hormones will balance someday.  Yeah but they all do say proper diet and exorcise will help control PCOS and decrease your chances of heart disease and diabetes and increase your fertility.  Boooooo I am lazy and don't they know I like to eat sugar by the cupfuls and sit on my ever widening a** watching the food network. Oh Paula Deen how I love your "butta" balls fried in peanut "Oyall".  Don't they know my husband is an enabler who is just as weak as me.  "Jonathan what do you want for dinner, we can cook a healthy meal together and cherish our marriage in that we share in all our experiences together" riiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiight, more like "Jonathan, what do you want for dinner, how about some crappy frozen pizza that is 1,000 calories per serving with 80% of your daily serving of sodium."  Here on my blog I will post my stories and pictures of a healthier me.  Hey I am not Jennifer Hudson or Kirstie Alley or Valerie Bertanelli but I will be like them and get in my bikini in no time, buwahahahaha seriously at least a one piece where I don't look like a beluga whale or confused for a seal that is sunbathing.  And yes I will do this because I have the Eye of the Tiger,< cue Survivor Eye of the Tiger>